love battery's top ten reasons to live in seattle

1. friend's heated pools
2. catered barbecues

3. Jason [Finn]'s tab at the Comet
4. easy tee times
5. twenty-four-hour flannel stores
6. full complement of mediocre sports franchises
7. courteous staff at needle exchange
8. cheap love battery cds in used bins
9. rainy day women
10. go dawgs!

taken from Rolling Stone's Alt-Rock-A-Rama by Scott Schindler, et al.

back to more noise please.